Funny Patterns
Some light-hearted and funny scroll saw patterns to brighten your day!
“Get Naked” Half Bath Sign
Your Cat Is Judging You
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Exercise Is A Dirty Word
Grumpy Old Man – I Do What I Want
My Cooking Is So Awesome (Male Version)
My Cooking Is So Awesome (Female Version)
Therapy? No Thanks, I Have Sarcasm
Hunting Is Importanter
Fishing Is Importanter
Be The Person Your Pets Think You Are (3 text options)
(If You See Me) Hugging A Tree
Hot Chocs and Fuzzy Socks
Drink Coffee – Do Stupid Things Faster
If I Have To Stir It, It’s Homemade
Golfing Is Cheaper Than Therapy
Many Have Eaten Here, Few Have Died
I’ll Be Watching You – Dog Version
I’ll Be Watching You – Cat Version
Quilting Is Cheaper Than Therapy
Knitting & Crocheting Is Cheaper Than Therapy
No Soliciting – Don’t Make It Weird
Don’t Worry – You’re As Sane As I Am
I Drink Wine – Bottled up
Love Must Not Be Silent
Don’t Look Back
Certified Old Fart
“I’m Not Crazy” & Cartoon Unicorn (3 options)
“I Tried To Behave” & Cartoon Dragon (3 options)
“I Reject Your Reality” & Cartoon Medieval Knight (3 options)
Crafting Is Cheaper Than Therapy
Give Me Coffee & Weed
I Prefer To Smoke It
Don’t Get Old People Mad (Old Lady Version)
Don’t Get Old People Mad (Old Man Version)
Woodworking Is My Therapy




































